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Get Your Happy On — Obama Biden 2008
Johnny in PHL @ PIGLFF
Philadelphia International Gay and Lesbian Film Festival kicked off on July 10 and runs through July 22. And, where was I on July 11? Nursing off Chi Chi LaRue’s XXX gay porn tit, that’s where! Chi Chi invited my personal hero Johnny Hazzard to accompany her on her Philly Smut Review tour. (Also in attendance was BLAKE RILEY!!!)
A stroke of complete PIGLFF volunteer generosity on my part left me working the outside doors the moment Chi Chi’s black stretch limo arrived. Chi Chi looked gorgeous and worked the mic and cameras as Johnny et al were escorted into the theater. Arms stretched, I approached the smiley-faced rock star Hazzard with, “Hey, babe!” –Gotta tell ya … Johnny is a great hugger!
Another stroke of complete PIGLFF volunteer generosity on my part left me inside the theater at the moment Chi Chi introduced Johnny and Blake Riley for audience questions. I raised my hand (ala Election’s Tracy Flick). Chi Chi called on me. My question for Johnny was, “Will you sign my original Boy George BRude Johnny Hazzard design T-Shirt???” Johnny asked, “Have you got a Sharpie?” I was invited on stage for formal signature. Chi Chi, lovely as can be, acknowledge my being a film festival volunteer and asked the audience to applaud the volunteer staff. As a closing gesture, Johnny insisted that Chi Chi gift me with a copy of her coffeetable book, Smut. (There are some time lapses here, but, heck, “brevity is the essence of wit.”)
(Refer to Johnny Hazzard’s blog entry from two years ago today -1 when Johnny and I first met! Entertaining Rita)
Salmon Rushdie @ Free Library of Philadelphia

Not ashamed to admit that I actually shelled out hard cash to attend Salmon Rushdie’s reading at Free Library of Philadelphia. An interesting thing I learned from Sir Rushdie is that there is no such thing in Indian storytelling as “Once upon a time.” Rather, what they have roughly translates to “It is so, it is not so, in a time long forgotten.” The reading was followed by a very engaging and lively Q&A where Sir Rushdie admitted that his writing process “is not tidy” and that he wishes he could just visit the idea shop rather than have to come up with his own stories. He ended with a comment on writer’s shelf-life, and the idea that most novelists complete their best work before the age of 35. He said he hopes perhaps he’s contributed a bit to dispelling that myth.
Anchor Trauma

First, Charlie Rose, and I ignored it. Then, Anderson Cooper, and I still ignored it. Now, Stephen Colbert. This can not be allowed to continue! What’s next, Katie Couric in a body bag?
David Sedaris @ Joseph Fox Books

Free author event at Joseph Fox Books with one of my favorites, David Sedaris reading from his new release When You are Engulfed in Flames. This being my first time seeing David, I had to bring along all my first editions for him to sign. Unfortunately, I don’t have a first edition of Naked. This was one of the most fun readings I’ve ever attended. The crowd was friendly, Fox Books was totally organized, and David Sedaris was engaging and very lively — even found time to chat individually with each person waiting for book signing. David’s back in town on October 14, appearing at the Academy of Music.
President Obama Will Bring Families Closer
I want Obama for president because he’s young enough of a politician not to have have accumulated too many cronies. His ‘inexperience’ translates into fewer compromises. With fewer backs to scratch, he just might be able to fulfill his presidential promise.
As an added bonus, President Obama will bring families closer. Decent, rational human beings will finally be able to come home for the holidays because the racist asshole relations who keep them away will be dead … they’re heads having literally exploded.
San Antonio’s Center
As the San Antonio Spurs advance to the NBA Western Conference 2008 playoff finals to face Los Angeles, I thought I’d take a moment to mention their semi-finals game 7 starting center, Fabricio Oberto #7, Height: 6ft 10in, Weight 245. (NOTE: This posting made it necessary for me to create a sports category.)

Not since “The Answer” Allen Iverson have I been so ga-ga about an NBA player. Oberto is so hot, he’s got his own website! He’s got it goin’ on in the same way Josh Holloway of ABC’s Lost has it goin’ on — they’re both kinda white-trashy looking. Whether or not this is a new qualifying standard, I can’t say. I can only say that I’m in for tomorrow nights LA v Spurs and I’m saving last Thursday’s Lost.
Home Sweet Home ~ 9 Years
Yo Philly — Share the Road
As a Philly cyclist, the least concern I have is with our taxis. Philly taxi drivers understand Philly cyclists — we’re both terribly misunderstood and abused, even though we provide the most benefit to Philly streets. Taxis equal less valuable property being taken up with parking garages and cyclists equal less cars. Both positives for the city. But, darn it if everybody doesn’t hate us! Well, a few bad apples do spoil the whole bunch. The city’s official word on cyclists can be found here: http://www.phila.gov/streets/the_bicycle_network.html
Although I am a bicycling advocate, I have often seen bicyclists behaving in ways that make me most ashamed and help me better understand why everyone hates us:
1. Driving between parked cars and moving traffic: I recently witnessed a cyclists moving between parked cars and stopped traffic. The driver opened his side door — the cyclists almost connected, but managed to slip through by a hair, while cursing the motorist. Had that cyclist been hurt, I would have stayed close by as a supporting witness for the driver. This is a no brainer.
2. Behaving like a bike messengers: Unless you have more than 4 tattoos in a single area of space, preferably an exposed calf, you must stop riding in front of stopped traffic. Understand, most bike messengers don’t have breaks and therefore must keep moving in order to hold speed — they work on commission — you don’t!
3. Holding up traffic: Bikes ride slower than cars. If a car is behind you and would like to pass, let them pass. Move to the next lane or simply out of the way, even if it means you have to stop to let them pass. Share the road works both ways.
4. Pretending like motorists know the rules: They don’t. They’ll honk at you, curse you, tell you to get off the road — be cool. If things get too rough, RIDE THE SIDEWALK. Yeah, it’s against the rules, but the Philadelphia Police do it. My bike sticker reads … IF YOU’RE READING THIS FROM THE SIDEWALK, WE NEED MORE BIKE LANES!
5. Messing with taxis: They’re on the clock and they know Philly streets better than you. They respect you. They don’t want any trouble. Be cool.
6. Forgetting about pedestrians/skateboard rats/scooters - These are a very hardy breed. They cross traffic lights. They travel between cars. They believe they have the right-of-way — lets define right-of-way.
John Cusack - Political Perspective of a Brat Packer
Tonight John Cusack appeared via live satellite on HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher. Cusack, the guy who:
• hid a lit cigarette in his mouth - Class (1989)
• held a blasting boom box over his head for his loved one - Say Anything (1989)
• rolled up an assassin in a high school pep rally poster - Grosse Point Blank (1997)
Cusack, the guy who as Lloyd Dobler spoke the words that have dictated my professional life for almost 20 years:
“I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don’t want to do that.”
Cusack, you know, Joan’s brother.
For a sound, articulate perspective on USA’s war effort, check out this clip of John’s interview on Real Time.








